A fork of Rural Dictionary
To "Jockey" someone means to fuck a male and/or female in the ass and headbutt the bag of their head, causing them to become unconcious.
Person A - Dude, i just gave my girl a jockey last night.
Person B - Man... That's fucked up... pretty nasty..
hung like a horse but look like the jockey.
"They call me the Jockey!"- ME
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar
Broadcast Jockeys, also known as BJs, are Koreans who stream games, music, singing, live talk sessions and sometimes sexually suggestive acts, albeit without nudity. Websites like afreecaTV allow BJs to earn through their streams by giving viewers the ability to pay for certain services.
This Broadcast Jockey girl is cute.
That curb jockey is always begging for money in front of the smoke shop.
Hank Hill: i sale propane and propane accessories.
Cotton Hill: Pump Jockey! Works for tips!
A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.