Country Dictionary

When a guy rubs off a girl without getting anything in return

"We were getting down and I rubbed her off and didn't even get a lousy hand job back (Landau)"
"Dude, you gave a Landis!"

The most amazing guy ever. Super personable, extremely good looking, and has the biggest dick you will ever find on a guy.

This guy i met is soo Landi!

Im looking for a Landi kind of guy.

Landy is a FUCKING GORGEOUS man, he is the CUTEST thing in the known universe, and if you meet a landy he will hip-fire your heart with his pure unfiltered eternal love

Man he’s really cute he’s such a landy

One who is a tool, or frequently gets checked, as in a hockey game.

Kevin is a landis, and he gave all his money to the hairy gay bald man.

Sexy, hot and causes the deepest arousal

Liv is looking Landy today🥵

Commonly known as Zelandia, Landi is a very trust worthy friend that you can count on whenever you need her. She beautiful, sporty, creative and is good at anything you can think of. Her beauty might make you think twice about her but this is nothing to worry about because she is really amazing and she is worth the world. Any boy that is lucky to have her should learn from her talents because like said she is good at everything! Everyone loves Landi!

Tyler- I love Landi but I am too scared to ask her out.

Landi- Hey! i heard you are a bit worried to ask me out. Dont worry. I have you back and I say yes to you
Tyler- I love you babe
Landi- Thanks. JK i love you more

The guy who thinks niggas like him. his dick hurts cause he gets boner. hates fortnite. cancer gamer and shares negativity. he plays rainbow six siege

Matt: Hello wanna play fortnite?
Landy: no shitnite rainbow is better