A fork of Rural Dictionary
an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
your pissing me off mong!
To reach a state of boredom beyond belief whereby any attempt to entertain yourself usually ends up in depression/ a further state of monged. There are no known cures for this state of mind, however can be lessened by certain internet based stimulae. Stages of monged. 1: slightly bored usually resulting in seeing friends who feel the same 2: first night in alone on youtube 3: chronic addiction to social networking sites 4: where sleeping is the most creative thing you can think of doing 5: looking at the knife sitting on your desk and wondering 6: No recorded reports of people coming back from stage six
Person 1: Man i havent done ANYTHING in the past 2 months Person 2: What have you been upto? Person 1: reached stage 5 of Monging, think my lifes over!
To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.
I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.