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Nando

To handle. To take care of. To take ownership of a project. To deal with. To manage, direct, take control of.

My husband nandos the finances. I nando the mail. I was having a tough time dealing with a bully at school, but my best friend said it was nandoed.

by SodaPop106 May 05, 2015

Nandos

"Portuguese" Restaurant that cant even spell its main dish. Its Piri Piri not Peri Peri... They serve things that they dont even know exist. Although it is a very nice restaurant and I the food is great they need to improve on their Portuguese-ness.

One lunch time at Nandos: Customer: Can I have a Galao please? Waitress: A what? Customer: A Galao.. its on the menu right infront of you. Waitress: Oh right erm yea ok. 10 minutes later Waitress comes over to table with the drink: Heres your Galileo!

by .A.J. March 03, 2007

Nando

When you're shitting really hard and end up peeing even though you thought you emptied your pipe.

Regular bruv: dude i sitting on the toilet yesterday trying push this shit out when I pissed instead Rishi: dude it totally sounds like you had a nando

by Nilay Patel October 07, 2018

Nando

A black mexican programmer and usually bike thief. A Nando doesn't have a lot of rep and generally relies on his leanbow to do all the difficult work. Nandos are usually incredibly lazy and very black.

Huey: Yo chris lets get some peri peri. Chris: Where'd my bike go? Nando: Thuglife! Chris: NEGGED!

by PatCU September 29, 2013

Nando's

To be buggered by a girl wearing an artificial phallus.

"I hear Lysander went to Nando's." "Yea, he was bragging about on on the internet."

by Zefan January 04, 2008

Burrito Nandos

A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.

Definition 1: Person 1:"What are the boys doing?" Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll" Definition 2: "Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs." Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."

by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020

Nando's Whore

Someone that will do sexual favours in exchange for a Nando's. Then will more than likely pleasure themselves with Nando's sauce later on at home.

"Hey, I'll give you the ride of your life for a Half Chicken medium heat?" "What are you, a Nando's Whore? And okay."

by Psych0ticDreams August 18, 2012