A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb
The act of sitting in random areas and posing like the aquatic mammal. Not as popular as Planking or Owling but stay tuned...all of the kids are doing it.
Truly just a form of one-upmanship in the world of photo taking.
Man1: Is Mikaila owling?
Man2: Nope; she just invented Ottering
Man1: Strength
The act of eating food off of ones own belly. Usually laying on a couch or in bed while doing so.
Look at Brian over there just ottering on the floor; too lazy to even eat at the table.
Eating food (esp. potato chips) from on your chest while lying on a couch or in bed
I was ottering a full pack of salt and vinegar chips and watching the last episode of Walking Dead
The act of travelling away from ones home in search of previously unkown drinking establishments. Only turning back towards home when last orders are called.
The term "Ottering" is derived from the real ale "Otter" which was discovered on the first ever trip in 2009
"I went Ottering last night, and ended up in Cornwall"
A cute and hairy but ferocious animal which lives in the pants of Thom Yorke.