Country Dictionary

I was in a conversation about a story and someone asked whether to be flattered or offended. I created ottered.

Person1 - "Did you hear what that story said? "
Person2 -"Yes, I did. Are you flattered or offended?"
Person1 - "I'm feeling rather ottered."

Ottered, the word for when you both want to be flattered and offended.

"I'm flattered, but offended. . . What's the word again"
"You mean Ottered, right?"
"Yes! Thank you."

When you are too drunk to work/swim/chew. The drunkness often comes from otter bitter, which leaves you wanting more and more.

OMG kelly has been ottered for so long she will need a pint glasss with a handle on it soon

A sexual position where the female lays on top of the male, belly to belly and the male inserts his penis inside the females vagina

“Ayo Jon I know you gave that German girl the otter the other day”

A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.

"Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

a furry semiaquatic mammal in in the same family as wolverines

also a term in the gay community for a lean muscular man with scruff and mild to significant body hair (neither a twink nor a bear but not to be confused with a “cub”)

As an otter people outside the gay community tend to ask me if I’m a bear because of the hair on my chest and belly.