A fork of Rural Dictionary
To procrastinate, with masturbation, often to avoid schoolwork.
Active: procrastinbation/procrastibating
Noun: procrastibator
Past tense: procrastibated
Post tense: procrastibate
Jake: Hey, english app is due on monday, have you finished?
Gus: Nah, I think i'll probably just procrastibate all weekend and do it during mondays lesson.
Masturbating instead of doing homework or something you are supposed to be doing.
Instead of going to Lacrosse practice, Bill went to his room to procrastibate.
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.
I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
to sexually play with ones self to avoid working
engaging in procrastibation
he procrastibated too much before the exam
stop procrastibating
The use of masturbation to postpone a task in hand. Combination of procrastination and masturbation.
I was supposed to be revising for the exam, but all I've been doing is procrastibation.
The sexual gratification of one's self under the guise of relieving stress when one is simply avoiding work.
I found him watching pornography instead of studying, he said he was relieving stress but I know he had wasted hours of time with procrastibation.
Jacking around when you have more important things to do.
I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.