A fork of Rural Dictionary
going to a desk with the intention to prepare yourself for an exam and gain a qualification, however finding yourself 10 minutes later either master bating or watching videos on your feed
hey I can't come out tonight I'm revising
Probably what you should be doing right now... Instead you come here to procrastinate.
Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time.
A way to get out of doing anything
Mum: Do the washing Student: Sorry I have to revise Dad: You've been on the computer all day Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot. Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.* Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house Student: Yeh, we revise together
Modern day method to waste time and 'recap' over all those topics you've been 'learning' all year usually in preparation for a text or exam. For most students, resulting in no help whatsoever when sitting the test the next day. Thus student failing test anyway because revising is innefective due to student thinking about their crush/dinner/myspace/friends for the duruation of the revision period whilst blankly reading through text and making notes they will later misplace.
''But didn't you do any revision? why have you gotten this U again Eleanor?'' ''I just dont know.''
Sitting and reading the crap you've been learning all year and taking none of it in, so you can do just as bad on whatever exam you're revising for as you would have done without it.
Mum: How did you get this U? I thought you did revision? Tom: But I did mum! I did..