Country Dictionary

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shit-tits

When a man is shitting on a girls chest gets of aim and accidentally shits on her tits.

Girl: My boyfriend is such a dumbass he was shitting on my chest last night but he gave me shit-tits instead.
Friend: Girl you better dump his ass.

by Mr.Trips (jacob barile) November 28, 2007

Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 25, 2022

Rip Shit Titted

When one over indulges in a copious amount of illegal narcotics and alcohol including but not limited to nitrous oxide

Hetty Brah 1: Man that tweeprise was disgusting
Hetty Brah 2: I don't remember it I was totally Rip Shit Titted

by Mr.Prox Reader March 30, 2010

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape March 15, 2016

m-town shit tits

When a Male defecates upon the chest of another male and forms the feces into the shape of breasts and then has sexual intercourse with the immatation breasts.

aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.

The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.

Jared got M-town Shit Tits from Chris.

by dancingalien April 25, 2007

Fart Shit Tit Boob

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded

She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob

by Evan the fat fuck March 14, 2017

shit a tit

an exclamation of shock, as one would imagine similar to a response if in fact one did "shit a tit"

John: look at that Steve!
Steve: Shit a tit, how did he get stuck in there!

by doominic June 03, 2005