Country Dictionary

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

A penis, can be big or small.

Mary was touching my gigantic slong last night, it was good.

A males penis which is long but skinny, the opposite of a chode.

Lisa: Sharon never had sex with Thomas! He has a slong! Sharon: Well at least you don't have to have sex with Ashton, he has a chode.

slong - short form for shenglong Colloquial for fucking up and/or ugliness and boils

"Shit! i slonged! I'm in deep shit now!"

Frenchy's nickname.

That boy is such a huge slong.

a name of a willy or wilge thought to b at a large lenght but it only describes your ego and its really no longer than 3"

"hay man have a look at my slong its huge" "what the fk man it only 3" you fool"

To move your hand up and down on your hard dick until jizz pours out.

Last night, I slonged all over the carpet. Mom got mad