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SLONG

A magic wand. (It rhymes with "long.")

Greg: "Marvin, why were you in the Prinicipal's office today?" Marvin: "Coach caught me playing helicopter with my slong again." Greg: "That's cool." A Slong is a Magic Wand Harry Potter has a Magic Wand. He plays with it everyday. People pay money to watch him play with it in the movies. Harry has made millions of pounds playing with his Magic Wand. Harry and his friends play with their Magic Wands together. Often boys play with their friends' Magic Wands, but they never tell anyone. At Harry's school, the school masters teach the students how to play with their Magic Wands. They get to feel tingly all over in class. I wish I went to Harry's school. Girls don't have Magic Wands. So, they have to lure a boyfriend and play with his Magic Wand. Boys like girls to play with their Magic Wands. But, girls only like to play with Magic Wands about once a week, and boys like to play with Magic Wands about four times a day. So, boys still have to play with their Magic wands by themselves or with their friends. If they're lucky, they can play with their Magic Wands on camera and make millions of dollars like Harry, whose Magic Wand must be hairy now. One day, Hermione will get to play with Harry's hairy Magic Wand. But Hermione is unlike other English girls; she has her own Magic Wand. She plays with hers -- just like the boys -- on camera. Maybe that's why she hasn't played with Harry's Magic Wand yet. So, everyone, your homework tonight is to play with your Magic Wands. Wonderful things will happen and you will feel tingly all over.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003

SLONG

Frenchy's nickname.

That boy is such a huge slong.

by Kat & Greg October 20, 2003

SLONG

of course,that is my name(Dragon I mean) and don t know why some guys find something stuped like cock to define my marvelous name

Lee Shao Long(Bruce Lee)

by Slong Lin March 23, 2003

SLONG

Short for SLOW SONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.

by dave April 25, 2003

SLONG

a female's clitoris, located between the legs of most females, unless they have had it removed. see clitoris

I would like to lick sara's clitoris out

by Playboy August 20, 2003

slong

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

by pete March 11, 2004

slong

a giant penis

o baby you got a slong

by stewkws March 30, 2011