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grandpa

An extended reference to GPA (a common acronym for Grade Point Average). G-pa is commonly used as short-term for the word "grandpa" in text or instant messaging.

Yes! I just raised my grandpa a total of .4 for this semester! Now I have a 3.0 on the dot!

by jblakely September 21, 2010

Grandpa

A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!

The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!

by Hyzdu January 14, 2004

Grandpa

A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.

I'm gonna be a grandpa today

by Niggermcfuckhead July 29, 2011

The Grandpa

While having anal sex with a woman, use her tweezers or electric razor(depending on how extreme),pluck out her anal hairs. Before ejaculation stick your dick in her ear and blow your load. Then proceed to take the hairs you plucked and place them in her ear.

Levy: Yo kev why'd you do that to her last night?
kevin Fabs:I don't know...I'm the grandpa master.

by Amanda, Dillon, and Levy December 06, 2006

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

dang it grandpa

what the subtitles think danganronpa is

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa

by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Angry Grandpa

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa

Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down

by March2nd December 12, 2017