Country Dictionary

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...

Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET

the smell derived from old semem

Jason's dorm room reeked of whack wiff.

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.

Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

a fat ass bitch who loves to suck dick and shove it in his tight ass hole like a gay fagot

lil wiff is a bitch

When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.

"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"