Country Dictionary

(noun) To chew on wood in the manner of a beaver.

Hey! You beaved all my furniture!

Being #1 At Anything that is wished

Carl: Im so #1 at drifing.
Tom: Cuz ur beavs.

Commonly known as wank virginity, a beav is someone who has never experimented with their tackle.

J you're such a beav
Fuck off guys, i'm no beav.
Whatever beavs, you're so gay right now.

the muff we all want to love and stuff

I trimmed my beave, have you visited it yet?

Term used to describe someone who says or does something they shouldn't to a person they are chatting up (something that sounds a bit pathetic or shameful - in a non romantic way, just bad flirting)

Mate, you can't double text her, you will look like a right beav!

An extremely annoying person. Indigenous to the rivers of Oregon. Enjoys chomping on large logs and making them into wood chips. If you hear the piercing call of the Beavs, "HUUUEEEYYY", you should probably run because it is near. Also referred to as Clint Eatswood or Clit tickler in some areas. Weighing in at a ferocious 80 lbs, this beast will destroy anything in its path if it is having a Mc'meltdown.

Guy 1-Aaaww look at the adorable little beavs coming from the river.
Guy 2-Dude i'v heard that those things go on massive Mc'meltdowns. We should probably just leave it alone.

abbr. of Beaver especially as a nickname of a nickname of one Robert "Beaver" Cleaver.

"Hey Beav, why don't you commit acts of wanton destruction with me?" "Gee, I dunno Wally."