Country Dictionary

to stand like a woman

(shea)/he was just sconing. what a girl. haha jk, ily!

When a male ejaculates inside a woman on her period, the cum and period blood is likened to the cream and jam (respectively) that goes on top of a nice warm scone.

Dude I just sconed this girl last night and stained my sheets!

Sconeing is having sex with someone on their period. The blood being the jam, and the pussy juice or jizz being the cream.

Guy 1: so Jeana is on her period. Guy 2: unlucky, no sex for you. Gu1: nah dw, just got done Sconeing her

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

a type of pastry enjoyed by british folk. goes nicely with tea.

"You have the intelligence of a blueberry scone."

a scone is like a josh of the pastry world. it is the most sad lifeless and gayest thing you could ever eat. it is pretty much a gay muffin

Me: dont eat that scone Him: why not Me: its like a gay muffin, you will instantly die inside if you do

An older woman who you would like to fuck, aka MILF. The hot mother of a biscuit.

I'd like to eat that scone's biscuit! If that scone was a biscuit, I'd spread my butter all over her backside.