A fork of Rural Dictionary
A combination of stunning and fucking awful. Usually used to refer to something aesthetic/an object.
That bikini is absolutely storking.
v. To impregnate a hot bitch.
Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.
I storked that fly honey.
When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.
I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.
to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.
"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple