A fork of Rural Dictionary
a big long sturdy peice of brown leaking SHIT!!!! cumming out of my ass.
i took a turd so big it lifted me off the toilet seat
A peice of fecal matter
That turd looks like clinger from M.A.S.H!
shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.
We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.
1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication. 2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack 3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress
1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack? Class: A turd! Class dumb kid: Artichoke? 2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd 3) Person 1: Ur mom just died. Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!
A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.
Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah? Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.
1. a piece of excrement. 2. a mean, contemptible person. 3. a male heterosexual
That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!