A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow. 2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise. 3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze. 4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart. 5. Most beautiful wife. 6. Amazing woman.
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A LAN bud/homie is a friend that you only really consider a friend in reference to video games. Essentially, a non-close friend who you only really interact with while playing video games.
Guy 1: hey you’re friends with him right? Why don’t you go talk to him Guy 2: oh no we’re not really friends, we’re just LAN buds/homies
LAN meet, or Local Area Network meet - where you meet with several people and possibly bring your battlestation for a 'splitscreen' playing of a normally online or single player game.
"Hey, You coming to the LAN meet?"
Pussy dick Extreme shock or discomfort
Oh pudi lan theres a nigga in front of me
You lying Used in a Sentence Bro you lanning Niggas lanning bruh Gurl, she a lanner
Lanning(Lying Ass Nigga) Bro you lanning Niggas lanning bruh Gurl, she a lanner