A fork of Rural Dictionary
“SHUT UP BITCH. GET YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN ASS AND EAT THIS DOODIE BOOTY”
when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock
The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.
'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'
When a girl's boyfriend dies he eternally haunts their bed. When another guy fuck the girl in said bed, the ghost of her ex will occasionally stick his otherworldly finger up the new guy's asshole. This supernatural occurrence is called the spooky dooty.
Guy 1: "Hey man I just found out that chick your smashing was engaged to some dude who died in a car crash. " Guy 2: "Well that would explain the Spooky Doody I got last night. "
When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl. Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.
"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!" "Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."
One of the two most funniest words put together in the English Dictionary. (if used properly)
(funny) 1) You fucking poop doodie ass bitch. 2) I need to take a pood doodie.
The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.
After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.