A fork of Rural Dictionary
A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".
True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.
The act of getting absolutely fingerblasted in your cooter
I gave her the Egyptian tickle last night
When you get sloppy head from a girl and she spits your cum on a tootsie pop then continues to shove it up her asshole
Dude1: Bro lastnight this girl gave me an egyptian sloppy pop! Dude2: oh shit man how'd it go?! Dude1: slopilicious
when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass, originally created in egypt
Max:hey Ivar, do u know what an egyptian sunburn is? Ivar: No I don´t know, please tell me Max. Max: it´s when someone fries a pan and then hits it on someones ass Ivar: Nice.
when you fry a pan without anything on it and then smack it on someones ass.
he was so rude to me that I decided to pay back, so i gave him an egyptian sunburn.
The most amazing persons on earth. They can be shy but deep down they're fun. They like when boys talk to them first and they will act hard because they're Egyptians so you gotta show them you want them. They usually don't like shy guys. They are also silent sometimes not because they're unsociable but because people around them annoy them so they stay quite. They also like to use sarcasm and they won't be afraid to fight the fuck out of you if you disrespect them, using means and dry words to hurt you. But they're really super nice and fun.
Damn! that's a cool curly Egyptian! Did you just saw that curly Egyptian ? she's hot !