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Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.

*deep breath* DO ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿ‘ SEND ๐Ÿ‘ US ๐Ÿ‘ CLASSIFIED ๐Ÿ‘ DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.

by Aquamissle November 03, 2023

Feels Illegal

How stupid children on TikTok describe something that feels they shouldn't do, but isn't against the rules, law or illegal.

Tiktoker: That feels illegal
4chan user: fuck you kid, I'll mix Pepsi and Coca-Cola as much as I want. Go wash down a tide pod with chocolate pilk

by Va11is Manson 11:11 October 08, 2023

Garlic bread is illegal

a sentence used by garlic bread antis to basically say that garlic bread is against the law

bro i think that guy thinks Garlic bread is illegal

by choco (real!) December 24, 2021

illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Illegal cunt

A pussy sometimes they got that cake fooshoo might wanna smash them tho. you prolly wont bc they gay as hell

this one Illegal Cunt got a fat ass

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 06, 2021

forced illegal dispach

dispach with out legal hours

don't have legal hours to get the pick up do it anyway

by jervik driver August 27, 2003