A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the best types of guys you'll ever meet. Always available for a wedding or a meal and allow you to pay for it. Warren is the salt of the earth type bloke who enjoys letterboxes and blue Peter badges
Man I have some spare cash and I'm hungry - I'm gonna ask Warren out to Bert's
Warren is the average annoying, stupid, depressed kid.
Beware of calling him "emo" or "short" otherwise he will start a 2 hour temper tantrum.
He's not the brightest in the book nor is he smart.
He's extremely introverted but interact with him to have a best friend for life.
Very childish, the average lifespan of a Warren is 7-13.
The average Warren is about 7 years old.
A huge gay man who loves acrylic nails and he can't iron clothes also he has herpes on his lips 24/7 and he has broken the world record for most aids
Warren smells so damp and he gave me aids
An idiotic no good piece of crap you would never want in your life. If you know a Warren get away from them as fast a freakin possible.
Person 1: Hey Warren whats up?
Warren: Oh hey... I just stole your car.
Prettiest guy on earth with an amazing smile and adorable laugh. Big blue eyes and very dirty mind. Easy to talk to but can be frustrating at times. Regardless he is the best person on earth and everyone loves him.
Warren looks so pretty today. But he always does...