A fork of Rural Dictionary
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Figure 2.3: The First Juvenile Release
The proper term for playing with soyjak characters on the internet.
"THEY'RE JAKTION FIGURES! NOT DOLLJAKS!"
Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!
A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!" Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"
Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.
IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!
Sofia is an enchanting woman characterized by her striking beauty, intellectual prowess, captivating allure, and exceptional skill on the ice. Her commitment to perfectionism shines through in every aspect of her life, making her a truly remarkable and multifaceted individual.
Sofia: Sofia Figure Skates is my pookie bear.
That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen." #2: "...What?"
When you've found all their sex buttons.
Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!