A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your Trojan breaks and you have a baby it is a Trojan baby.
John told me his condom broke. Looks like he's got a Trojan baby coming.
A school full of pussies and hicks who think having money is a personality trait. Also their mascot is a Trojan because they always burst
under pressure.
O... you go to Petaluma High... Fuck A Trojan
Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
When the opps send in someone to seduce you under false pretenses. The real objective is to unlock a locked door to allow the enemy in.
We can't get in. Send in the Trojan Whore.
Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer
Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock
Trojan Nut-When you've been cucking another man's girl hardcore and you're afraid you've gotten her pregnant, so you convince her to go have sex with her man unprotected so when and if the pregnancy comes up, you can argue it's not your kid
"Man I know you been fucking Steve's girl Raw, what if she turns up pregnant?"
"Naw man I'm way ahead of you, I made her go to steve a few times, if she comes up preggers, I'm gonna say it's not my kid."