A fork of Rural Dictionary
Itchy cock is a new slogan to use around friends to look cool meaning “awesome cock”
“hey! itchy cock!”
“thanks dude 😋”
A sexually transmitted disease
Bob: That girl I slept with last week gave me the itchy mcscratchies
Carl: Damn that sucks man.
A mad frenzy of itchiness. You got the bungas.
*Sees dog scratching an itch* Do you have the itchy bungas??
when ur gyatts so itchy u gyatt to itch it.
HOLY FUCK look at itchy gyatt walking in. I GYATT to get one of those
Associated ass itch from insufficient wiping.
The result of the single-ply toilet paper was total itchy bana.
When a male that has crabs fucks a girl so hard it causes a fire due to friction
Wow I herd you could do an itchy hubes
a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.
He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.