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nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster May 23, 2011

Shaking like a nun on Christmas

An act of shaking with extreme force or violence, similar to how a nun shakes her bootay on Christmas.

You should have seen my friend Wes at prom last night, he was Shaking like a nun on Christmas.

by Jewish welding, inc. May 07, 2018

nuns delight

The name given to asparagus, as it was rumoured that nuns sat on the spears during harvest for a giddy little thrill.

Breast or leg with your Nuns Delight?

by Dag. October 30, 2015

baby nun

a person who is learning to be a nun

look at that baby nun

by hsjsjkd June 07, 2022

The Dirty Nun Confessional

When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.

Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.

by DT_S January 01, 2023

nun squad

A squad of rebel nuns

Woah dude look at that nun squad their getting high

by Allypink August 26, 2015

marching nuns

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.

I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.

by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018