A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is when you use chillis during sex to spice things up.
We did Don-pedro last night! I had to spice things up with my girl.
A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.
Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?
HE IS A Fat Ass hE dosent care abortus anyir
Adro Pedro is fat dont
Go near him
The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
When you have massive nipples and just over all ugly af
“fucking hell you look like lily pedro today!!”
A smart handsome teen that is irreplaceable. Future king of Mexico 🇲🇽
Pedro Lopez will control Mexico.
Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb
"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"