Country Dictionary

Although like 69, it primarily focuses on pleasuring each other's poop-shooter.

Take a shit and then a shower, we're 96'in tonight bitch!

Divorce

Man: Hey wife how about we 69 today. Wife: No John i want a 96. Man: What is a 96? Wife: A divorce?

When you get a four day break (military esp) from work.

Private Joe had a 96, so he went to Oceanside and banged some blond chick for four days straight and came back with chlamydia, so Doc had to fix him.

An amish sexual position

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.

96 is similar to the 69 however, the woman will be in a Crab position instead of lying normaly.

96 Allows better deepthroat

A 69 for older partners when they dont even look at each other in bed.

Tim: "Dude i just walked into my grandparents bedroom. It looks like they really hate each other." Bob: "I saw that on urban dictionary. Its called a 96!"

noun - on the metalhammer forum, one who is lacking in IQ (not all there) especially ____5.

Possessed2: as far as i am concerned just because some one is born in a country does not give them the foocking rights of that country he gave them up when he killed someone now foock off SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself. More chlorine in the gene pool please! 96%