A fork of Rural Dictionary
Birch beer - it's like root beer except
Made from the sap that comes from
Birch trees .
Very popular in Pennsylvania
Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?
Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania
Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer
Guy 2 : yep
A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
A dumbass that's stupid as a birch tree
That fool got an E on that test, he's a birch bitch