A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a big basketball players proceeds to body the hell out of you by dunking on you or making you look silly.
You can use it by saying “get totally ass-blasted” it can be used generally or for specific players like biceps giannis or David badass Robinson.
The act of having your rectum licked while taking a hit of crack cocaine
My boyfriend thought he seen grass growing in time lapse while I gave him an ass-blast.
to "baja blast" someones ass is too pour the drink Baja Blast in their ass and then give them anal.
Mark was excited to get ass blasted in a hotel room with a bunch of guys.
"Blast his ass Tommy"
Definition: What a person says when they have a strong sense of mob mentality within them, usually in conservative circles. This is in reference to the use of Thompson sub machine guns(also know as "Tommy gun" or "The Chicago typewriter") by mafia members during the mid to late 1900s.
Example1:"Breast feeding in public are ya missy? Blast her ass Tommy"
Example2:"Well well well, look at what we got here. A no good, blue pilled, unchristian, liberal degenerate. Blast his ass Tommy!"
Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
Near the end of intercourse, the man pulls his penis out of the vagina and slips it into the girls ass and unloads semen into her rectum before she realizes what just happened.
Joanie's ass hurt after Frank gave her a ninja ass blast