Country Dictionary

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

the square thing ur staring deep within

Look forward.....................see? it's a computer!

To do anything on a computer.

I computized my essay yesterday. I like to computize with my friends. I computized a product from Best Buy, and now it will be shipped to my home.

A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic

Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper! Friend: Yay! now we can eat! Computer: mwahahahaha! Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.

a giant box filled with electrical pathways and boards to release secret airborne chemicals to make us addicted to the computer frequency thus causing high electrical bills

wow. look at 10 computers! wow! look at my bill! 45 grand!

(v)Completing a task that requires knowledge and understanding of a computer. Can be associated with software or hardware.

Tracy was hired despite her poor verbal and computering skills.

Are you fucking kidding me?

You're using a computer to look up the definition for computer? God damn it you suck!