A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb - To use an excessive amount of lube or lotion when masturbating
I watched steve masturbating the other day and he sure was creaming it.
To cream ones pants with excitement
"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"
The art of lathering moisturizer all over your body.
friend 1 - Hey man, did you cream after the beach yesterday?
friend 2 Absolutely, how do you think I maintained this awesome tan.
friend 1 - Yeah I can tell. You're looking black.
Derived from "cream of the crop", meaning that the subject of this word is one of high quality.
Person 1: Dude I can't believe you got an A in physics! So cream man.