A fork of Rural Dictionary
Getting away quickly, jumping around or under something or avoiding something unpleasant. Verb: dodgeing.
-The rabbit dodged the hunters aiming gun.
-The football player dodged around the defense.
-The groom dodged his wedding.
What one of you needs to get out of if there ain't room for the two of you there.
Get out of Dodge. There ain't room here for the both of us.
Occures in online gaming when a player talks trash and then refuses to back it up when a better player challenges him to a game. The "Dodge" is often followed up with a lame excuse as to why he can't play the better player.
NoobKid: I just pwnd you AveragePlayer!
NoobKid: You suck you noob!
AveragePlayer: You got lucky, I suck on that map.
NoobKid: Your clan sucks! I pwn everyone you n00bs!
GosuClanLeader: STFU noob and 1v1 me if you think your so good!
NoobKid: Can't.
AveragePlayer: Why... you know you will lose? ROFL
NoobKid: Mom needs computer, I g2g.
GosuClanLeader: OMFG! dodge me more plz!
AveragePlayer: ROFL!! Biggest dodge I've ever seen.
To runaway, escape, or use ninja-tactics (such as teleportation, or smoke-bomb-and-backflip) to avoid being caught.
damn yo, this place is crazy lame... lets dodge.
Oh no! it's the fuzz! dodge, yo!