A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf
2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf
A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.
Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.
A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him regardless.
Dude, how many times do I gotta tell you not to play with your dinkle winkle in the middle of class. That's just weird.
The man called 911 because he got his dinkle winkle jammed in a bottle.
He stuck his dinkle winkle in her cockpit.
That man loves the dinkle winkle.
another NEW and IMPROVED definition of dingleberry
look up dingleberry for further reference
"RONNIE! Get your ass down here now! I am sick and tired of your dinkle frinkle stains on your underwear! Clean up this mess!"
A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight.
I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear.
Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth
Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle