A fork of Rural Dictionary
While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.
You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-" Friend: "*farts*" You: "<_<"
A smelly gas released from the anus caused by certain food that don't agree with the tummy
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon? Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face! Kaylee : And that makes you happy? Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams! Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH! Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH! Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch! Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe! Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
1) Air coming out of your butthole sometimes accompanied with feces when you have the flu. 2) An excellent yet extremely funny way to get rid of a blind date or just a person you don't know or like in that matter. 3) A good reason to make fun of someone. 4) A good reason to be friends with someone. 5) The possibilities are endless!
Gosh where to start? Well first off farting is a great way to find things out about your friends. Try saying "hey i just farted" then watch to see if their nostrils flare up. you will automatically know if your friend is a fart-sniffer. Second: farting can be used as jokes. For example "Question: why do farts smell?" "Answer: that's easy, farts smell because that way the def people can enjoy them too!!"
Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you! Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh! Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop) Riley : Did you just Fart? Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat) Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM! Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops! Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL! Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!! Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe) Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them? Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH! Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME! Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat) Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!