A fork of Rural Dictionary
An amalgamation of fingering and bums, fumming is the act of inserting one's finger into the anus for pleasure
Eg. D introduced M to the wonderful world of fumming last night and now she can't sit still I couldn't concentrate in lectures thinking about that fumming I got last night in D's car
The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you. Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?" Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today." The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
Jerking your flaccid cock so quickly that you blow your load before you even get hard.
Guy 1- Dude I need to release some tension Guy 2- But we need to be out the door in 2 minutes, we don’t have time?! Guy 1- Hold my drink and watch this (40 seconds later) Guy 1- IM FUMMING!!!! Guy 2- DUDE!!!!! 🤜 🤛
A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.
"He couldn't win America's Got Talent,even if he played the fum while riding the unicycle nude!"