A fork of Rural Dictionary
FYI-(abbreviation) Almost always, said abbreviation will stand for "For Your Information". However, one alternative definition for this term is "Fuck Yourself Internally".
Bob: Hey Jason! Jason: Yea? Bob: Go FYI (F*** Yourself Internally)! Jason:WHAT? Bob: FYI (For Your Information), I said, "Go F*** yourself internally". Jason: Now HOW am I supposed to do that? Bob: Internally. THAT's how. *Points to self-masturbating hobo on the street* Jason: Oh.
FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.
Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.
Kid: theres a party on later can i go Mum: NO Kid: Fuck you! im fyi!
Some guy, usually at work, who's always providing information that you don't really want. Often, he prefaces it by saying, or writing, 'FYI'.
Ted: FYI, I'm just gonna go take a dump. But after I finish up in there, I'll be back. Me: Thanks a lot, FYI Guy.
Sometimes a senior citizen wanders off in a hardware or scrapbook store and loses all sense of time, but there is no need to panic or send out an Amber Alert as one would a child. Eventually, however, you may want to let someone know that the person is missing by sending out a calm Geezer FYI.
Peg text her friends: "Geezer FYI: I lost Pete in Sears a few hours ago, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later."