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gonad gravy

Yet another word comparing semen to a creamy food product

"She gulped my gonad gravy like a vanilla protein shake."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

gonad gobbler

one who gobbles gonad, male or female.

hey, that girl is such a gonad gobbler, she was all on my dick last weekend.

or

wow, that guy is a fucking gonad gobbler, did you see what he did last night?

by elizesmallhead April 04, 2011

gummy gonads

n. A derogatory term for a cowardly man without courage, confidence, etc.

The opposite of balls of steel.

Person 1: Did you ask her out?

Person 2: No, I was shy.

Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.

by raingull December 03, 2020

Gonadically Correct

To verify the gender of one whose voice and name do not identify their sex.

Mancy: I was just talking to Nancy and I cannot tell if he/she is a man or a woman.
Pat: Come on, Nancy is going to be a woman.
Mancy: I just want to be gonadically correct.

by ThomasHiker November 17, 2009

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Nomads Gonads

Nomad - A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer.

Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.

Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.

That Nomads Gondas is busy all day looking for nuts to each.

by Franz Heiblewendle October 29, 2004

Michael Gonads

That one friend who is using any excuse to grab your genitals, or gonads. He is Oigers worst enemy.

Watch out for that guy, he'll getchya, a real Michael Gonads this one

by Plonky4 November 04, 2022