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full horatio

see also "full nelson" - ie ; "horatio" in reference to horatio nelson - famous historical admiral and nautical tactician. -getting head while in a gay naval "coming aboard" position the new and improved 69. most likely so named in honour of one of the worlds finest sailors , and alluding to the nocturnal naval pastimes of lonely sailors on those endless women-less nights on the high seas.

"in full view of a horrified crowd of people , lady di was clearly being given full horatio by a smelly old tramp on a piss stained mattress..."

by luger douche June 28, 2006

Horatio Sanz

Quite possibly the worst cast member on Saturday Night Live, poor at improving because he always bursts out in laughter in most skits.

Chris Farley clone but not as quite funny.

by rq_tek519 February 23, 2005

Holy Horatio

Horatio, patron saint of sketch show fat guys. Named after the late Horatio Sanz.

Holy Horatio, batman!

by Weekly Cigar March 27, 2009

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom. Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you. Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 05, 2024

Horatio

Someone with a rifle (ifykyk)... Nice vibe😍

I LOVE HORATIO 📌❤️

by Jadabeannnn November 22, 2021

horatio

a very sexy good looking smart man who loves himself. a lady’s man who is very attractive, flirtatious, and has a great personality.

horatio is so great. i would want to be him

by sexcman May 29, 2024

Horatio.

A person who is able to say the most fucked yo shit ever but then later act emo about it.

Yo isn't that the bitch ass mf Horatio.?

by Knobletarddd May 11, 2022