A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adjective: suggesting proximity of elderly males.
" I was sittin' on the limp dick bench when I spotted a five dollar bill on the ground. I scooped it up."
A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.
"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."
The male version of a "Basic Bitch".
Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."
1. A man that's not only a huge pussy, but a fucking idiot as well. Also with the possibility of having erectile disfunction. 2.what u call some idiot you don't like
Manager: get back to work everyone Newguy: I found a peice of paper with a smily face Manager: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LIMP DICK RETARD!!!
When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time
Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.
The male version of “resting bitch face.”
He has taken flack for what some have called his limp dick face.