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The Lord

Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.

1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.

2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls

3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.

4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.

5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.


I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?

by FallenOne January 29, 2004

Lorde

A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.

Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.

Reporter: Who is she?
Lorde: Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde, ya, ya, ya.

by Safe Place May 24, 2020

lord

A man of noble rank in a monarchy. Historically, lords governed land for the king under the feudal system, and thus served to provide for the people. Now, the title is just ceremonial, a figurehead.

All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.

The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.

In other European languages, the equivalent to "lord" is used as the form of address for men; Dominus, Signore, Señor, Monsieur, Herr, etc.

by Lorelili May 04, 2007

Lorded

To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.

Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!

You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!

by Sinc-Dog December 08, 2006

lorded

Drunk, Shitfaced, Pissed. Like loaded but one stage above. Hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale :)

Did u see bernard las nite? he was well lorded!

lord

a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him

wow...that kid is really lord tonight...wish i could be like that!

by c April 30, 2004

Lording

When you are acting like a fag and it is too much for the situation at that moment.

"Wow, Jan-Willem just spanked Justin on his ass he is ''lording'' it up right now''

by BuddaB January 23, 2011