A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you nut for the first time and make the mistake of using soap as lube.
Young billy mollywoped himself. I could hear the screams from across the house
An act of violence on whites perpetrated by blacks.
There was a race riot with all kinda of mollywopping goin on.
to smack yourself in the balls by accident
I just mollywopped myself and boy does it sting!
to accidentally smack yourself in the genitalia.
While pulling on his pants, Joe Schmo mollywopped himself so hard he cried.
1. to hit someone with a Mollywop stick
You just got Mollywoped sucka!!
1. Any kind of item that can be used to Mollywop someone.
- example: rolled up magazine, drumstick, cooking spoon.
- note: the second you hit someone and yell "You go Mollywoped" the item you use becomes a temparary Mollywop Stick.
1. I swear if you say that one more time, I'm gonna hit you upside the head with the Mollywop Stick.