A fork of Rural Dictionary
Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
In the UK mooching means going for a walk (usually looking for somewhere to eat) often while drunk and/or stoned.
In the US mooching is one person taking advantage of another.
(Two guys drunk in a tent in England)
John: "Where's Dave gone?"
Jack: "He went mooching off in that direction a couple of minutes ago"
(Two guys talking about friend's girlfriend in America)
John: "Dave's just bought his girlfriend a new car"
Jack: "She's just mooching off him coz he's rich"
verb
To mooche around, to drift around in a very laid-back passive manner,
to mooche around the house; mall; search engines looking for definitions of obscure words