Country Dictionary

To engage in the act of masturbation whilst defecating.

This is a big poo, I might be here a while. I think I'll have a wee little wank to pass the time. I love a good Ponk.

to whore, bitchslap, disgrace, own

cookie will now ponk bronto

P in Paul Onk from Donk So like Ponk Duh

He covered his bulging ponk with a notebook as she walked by.

A french fart. no im actually serious.

your ponk smells.

Someone who keys your car

'Did you see what he's done to my car?' 'Yeah, I know, what a ponk!'

ponke means lonke which means lonk which means lamp which means lampo which means lmao

person: says something funny person 2: PONKE

To Ponk; break wind; guff; cut loose; freep; clear the room. A term used to excuse ones having committed any of the above. A 'Ponker' may also be referred to as a 'Ponkertron', 'Ponkee' or 'Ponk-monster'.

After dropping an earth shatteringly loud and subsequently ethnically cleansing stench while being interviewed on the Michael Parkinson show. You: Ponk! Do excuse me Michael. Michael Parkinson: You Ponker!