A fork of Rural Dictionary
orange orbs that are known to turn into elegant horse-drawn carriages in order to transport beautiful underprivileged maidens to the ball, then screw them over and turn back to orange orbs at midnight.
Yo man, Cindarella's pumpkin was NOT a reliable form of transportation.
verb; to pumpkin. Describes the act of ruining a social event or night out by making an abrupt announcement that one is tired and wants to go home immediately. Especially pertinent if said anouncement occurs around midnight. (From the fairy tale, Cinderella, in which the carriage turns into a pumpkin at midnight.)
"Last night was so much fun until Alix pumpkined on us."
"Can I get you another drink or have you turned into a pumpkin?"
"Uh oh, it's midnight. Bet John pumpkins soon."
What hill-billies do to their kin folk after all the candy is gone on Halloween.
Those inbreeding hill-billies really love to pumpkin (pump-kin)
POV: You're bored at school and remember the pumpkin meme you just watched and want to see a 'accurate' definition of it.
Or you are that one kid who is wondering what the fuck it means and why people are screaming it in the lockers.
That school eshay: PUMPKIN!
Kid: Wtf is he talking about.
Kid: Welp better search it up.