A fork of Rural Dictionary
What happens when you take a girl out to dinner and she orders $40 worth of food and only has a 20 dollar bill. She claims she needs the 20 to get onto the turnpike.
Don't take that girl Crystal out, she will pull a stiffy.
A stiffy is an insistent raging boner.
I've got a real stiffy - think I'm gonna jack it off!
Nickname derived from the name Stephanie. Was formed modeling the way fob people said her name. Stiff-anie. Hence the name Stiffi was born. She is the coolest person you'll ever meet. Many derisions followed: stiffles stiffneck stiff sitffler and boner.
idiot: what kind of name is stiffi? cool guy: a name for a sexy person. idiot: how does that work? cool guy: her real name is steph and she's hella sexy
Stiffi(s), a strange extraction from the name Stephanie, tend to be very athletic, good looking and have a passion for their beliefs. Usually engaged to a michelle, stiffi's are very lucky humans. Despite their name, they do NOT have sexual tendencies. Likes making rumballs and breaks in her spare time. She rather likes explaining linear equations to a certain "pimp".
boy one: Is that who i think it is? boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour? boy one: i think it is.. boy two: IT'S STIFFI!
A stiffy is a snowboarding trick or a word for children for an erecton.
"i did a 180 stiffy yesterday" "have you ever had a stiffy?"