A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stiffi(s), a strange extraction from the name Stephanie, tend to be very athletic, good looking and have a passion for their beliefs. Usually engaged to a michelle, stiffi's are very lucky humans. Despite their name, they do NOT have sexual tendencies. Likes making rumballs and breaks in her spare time. She rather likes explaining linear equations to a certain "pimp".
boy one: Is that who i think it is? boy two: It couldn't be! How could we be blessed with such an honour? boy one: i think it is.. boy two: IT'S STIFFI!
When A males penis is enlarged to due a sexual arose also known as a boner!
Craig : Your wife called me last night and was wondering where you were at? Chad : Yeah I took Kiersten home after work she invited me in for a drink! Craig : Must have taken a while you still weren't home at 10:30? Chad : Yeah she brought the drink's into her living room naked and I got a Stiffie but she took care of it with a Blowjob which lead to some vigorous sex in her bedroom then I developed a massive load of cum in my balls and ejected it all over her face hair and breast's so I helped her shower it off and we fucked some more in the shower then I dried her off and brushed her hair she lit some candles and we kissed and cuddled for 2 hours. Craig Too Much Information Dude!
John: Why is your groin area protruding like that? Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.
Noun. 1 an erection of the penis. see; boner, hard-on. 2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke. 3 A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy. 2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints. 3 Anoyone got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
(n) 1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on. 2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke. 3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy. 2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints. 3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.