A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"
What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch
A line you say to someone to put them off gard before you sucker punch them.
Among the lines are,ever hear of an old man by the name of?, I droped my card could you get it for me?, Your fly's open, your shoe's untied.
I almost fell for that sucker punch line.
When the individual componets of something are amazing, but they are not worth the sum of there combined parts.
The new Star Wars movies suffer from Sucker Punch Complex, the scences are amazing, but the combined story was awful.
Being struck in the belly by the handle of a snow shovel. This usually happens when you walk behind a snow shovel as you plow the snow out of the way and suddenly strike a crack or seam in the cement.
Oh man! I just got nailed by a sidewalk sucker punch. It knocked the wind out of me. I'll finish shoveling the snow later.
When your getting a blow job and the person accidently bites your dick so you punch them in the face.
I had to sucker punch Jill last night during my blow Job session
performed during the act of sexual intercourse, the somalian sucker punch occurs when a man is about to climax. it is the act of removing one penis, shoving the entire arm up the bum hole, making ones partner throw up, and then spooging all over the back of their head. it has only been performed twice, by somalians, hence the name.
judy: oh my ellen, you look terrible, what happened?
ellen: last night ted gave me the Somalian sucker punch, and i haven't been able to eat for eight hours