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A man’s best friend

Toilets are a man’s best friend

A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.

The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.

the crapper

whoa, check out that crap in that toilet, it looks like maria!

A cool winter breeze.

The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.

1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet

Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

A porcelain deposit for waste of the human butt. Great place for an epiphany.

"Hey the toilet's on fire."

"Now where are we going to make important decisions??"

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet