Country Dictionary

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks" "You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

knobhead

someone who thinks he knows everything but knows jack shit

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!

Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint? Yeah...text me! Tosser where are you? 2 days later..... I meant to text. WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!

Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant

Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser

Someone who puts a recyclable beverage container in the trash.

Don't be a tosser, Adam, recycle that can.